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I'm Wraith.

Agendered

Ridiculous

Pan-something or another

Poly-wut

I have no sense of humour.
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everydaycomics:

Groot suddenly reunites with his long lost great-grandfather, Treebeard! 

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The Selfie (x)

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coelasquid:

mythicarticulations:

Announcing the original “Chupacabra in a Can”! This poseable Chupacabra skeleton is finally completed and up for sale! You can find it in our Etsy store.

WHAT A COOL THING!

WHAT A COOL STORE!

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friend: ever since i started having sex i think i might be into super kinky stuff
me: oh really like what
friend: idk my bf handcuffed me last night
me: whoa that really is kinky
me internally: weak
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traversi:

shimmervee:

everyone’s all for genderfluid cecil but have you ever considered genderfluid carlos

"are you a boy or are you a girl?" "no no, i’m a scientist"

"So uh is that Mr. or Mrs.?"
"Doctor."

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Tagged #WTNV

tiger-ly:

Nicki minaj is an excellent and dynamic rapper, lyrically and stylistically, she’s topped charts in a male dominated space, she started from the absolute bottom and knows how to hustle and work her image, I don’t care wether you care for her style of music or not but if you dismiss her as a trash artist I’m gonna heavily side eye you

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too-fan-to-function:

What an inspiration

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wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

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tipsybartender:

KIT KAT SUPREME
1 oz. (30ml) Cake Vodka
1 oz. (30ml) Baileys Irish Cream
4 Big Scoops Vanilla Ice Cream
2 Pieces Kit Kat
Top with Whipped Cream
Garnish with Kit Kat Pieces
#rum #drinkporn #cocktail #foodporn #vodka #cake #baileys #kitkat #chocolate

This pic was sent to us on www.instagram.com/TipsyBartender by @letsturnup Hashtag your artistic cocktail pics #tipsybartender or #tipsyfan. We’ll repost the best ones. The person with the most likes wins a free Tipsy Bartender hoodie and the Tipsy Bartender book. (The pic must belong to you. Also remember to include the recipe) We choose a new winner each month!

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stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK

YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

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rangerkimmy:

sburbatory:

posyes:

i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him

image

I’m laughing because I’ve seen this post at least four times on my dash today and every single one had a different picture of the hitachiin twins

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alchemic-fallen-angel:

mycroftly:

when guardians of the galaxy finished and the credits started, a few people got up and started leaving and i said to my dad “this process is what i like to call ‘weeding out the weak’” and the woman in front of me heard me and laughed so hard she choked on her drink

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indieannajones:

Seriously, what the police are doing is not “bad”, it’s illegal.

There is a reason why people are raging mad at this situation, and it’s because it’s a blatant violation of basic human rights.

If you don’t understand that, then you are part of the problem.

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