Post reblogged from With Enough Soap, One Can Blow Up Almost Anything. with 59,250 notes
a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about
Is it legal for a prospective employer to ask you what medications you’re on?
this is so important that i’m reblogging it. NO. NO IT IS NOT. read more.
Very important! All my chronic condition people take note.
Not gonna lie, this is a purely self indulgent sketch, but…
HOW DARE YOU, STEVEN UNIVERSE
HOW DARE YOU CREATE MY PERFECT, UNATTAINABLE WIFE
MY PERFECT, STRONG, MULTI-ARMED, HUGE-HAIRED, BIG-NOSED, BIG LIPPED, STRONG LEGG’ED, and most importantly, GIANT WIFE
how could you do this to me
Can I get this on a shirt?
I thought everyone would find this funny.
Feminism is like the red pill in the Matrix.
Suddenly you’re watching everyone walk around in this delusion and reality is terrifying.
There’s a reason this exists:
HOLY SHIT I HAD NO IDEA THIS GEM EXISTED.
Two commissions for Criminalmedisin!
the astrological sign of cancer is also known as moonchild help me i can’t breathe
it ok to not be ready
Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready.
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
dont fucking shame people for not reading for pleasure
some people have concentration-issues
some people have other hobbies
and some people just dont fucking like reading alright
shut the fuck up and sit down
"but you used to read all the time!"
/whispers shut the fuck up
I can’t fucking breathe. Holy shit. This is basically my entire personality and interests in a video. I will never recover from this.
I can’t even pretend for a second this isn’t something I would do lol
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